“My caramel apple sucker is STUCK to my crown and I can’t get it off.”

“Had myself a “Kevin’s chili” moment last night when I dumped my entire pan of dessert on the kitchen floor.”

“Amazon Prime now charging to not have ads..”

“My new cane snapped as I was using it to stand up.”

“Came out on my break to this.”

“Took car to body shop to get a cracked bumper fixed.”

“$16.89 down the drain. I feel disrespected.”

“Was reading reviews for a tattoo shop and did not expect that…”

“Came home from vacation to find this…”

“Phone that got stolen in spring of ‘22 just popped up in China.”

“This storm uprooted a tree, then blew it over my neighbor’s house”

“Was excited to try on these clothes from Target and…”

“Tire jacks failed while putting on a spare tie”

“Lesson learned, don’t wear grey pants to an interview.”

“I ordered dumbbells.”

“My little brother hammered my 1922 Lincoln wheat penny into oblivion.”

“Stolen Outback must be destroyed due to fentanyl residue.”

“This is what I got for $28.”

“Just been threatened with legal action for leaving a 1 star review on my old driving instructors Google page”